Take 1 big bowl/minor bucket. Fill with ice. Pour in a bottle or two of any one dry white wine- bosca/riviera/grover. Slosh in equal quantity of Yo 'Appy - Tropicana apple juice if you are dieting. Slice in some apples - any ol' kind - aussie, kiwi, apartheid or apna local. Stir, drink. it's called Stairway To Heaven - led zep anyone?. and if you are despo for more booze, chuck in some Smirnoff.